The Funniest Man I Know (Shh! Don't Tell)

I was awe inspired to write this by a prompt in class called "what's funny".
I find a lot of things and people funny, but for me my husband takes the cake. Although I don't tell him that. Usually I just tell him to be quiet, he's so weird, or he's such an idiot or something like that. Even though inside I want to laugh so loud, but he can be so irritating and such a trouble maker. So I don't want to encourage him or tempt him with my encouragable laughter.
I would say that 90% of his day is made up of telling lame jokes that he laughs at all by himself, saying endless sarcastic remarks, and hiding and then jumping out and scaring innocent unassuming people. The short list of these poor innocent unassuming victims include me and my 2 daughters. This is also another time that he would be laughing hysterically again all by himself.
Sometimes he has "funny flash backs". This usually happens when he's driving, or it could happen while he's sitting anywhere at.... while really any where and any time. What happens is he'll just burst out laughing about something that happened like a year ago or something. Usually it's about something perfectly normal or mundane that some one did. I'ts the weirdest thing. Although I will start laghing also. I can't help it! He has a way of making anything sound funny.
Although there are many victims, yes I call them victims. I am the most victimized. I unfortunately am the chosen one. The one he finds to be the most amusing person on this earth. Even though I am not trying in the least to humor him. He will some how be greatly entertained by me.
I could just be looking at him in a certain way and he will start laughing hysterically. I could be talking about the news and be so passionate about what very serious thing I'm saying and he'll find something funny about what I said or how I said it.
Although I do have to admit that I have done some verry stupid things and some how find a way to keep giving him reasons to talk about me and what crazy, silly, stupid thing I've done. I'll quite often find him with large groups of people around. They will all be laughing out loud, so I'll go over there curious and anxious to hear whats so funny so that I can laugh too. Then to my complete surprise it will be all about me. It's the weirdest thing.